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Ranger_girl in Bad Blood Loss
In this thrill-per-minute kill-fest, orphen (Julia Roberts) is a respected police officer with a mission. She promises to find yesal (Pierce Brosnan) before her archenemy, joymun (Halle Berry), blackmails him. After equipping herself with lots of guns, she brings down a subterranean submarine under false pretenses. You only live twice; see this movie both times.
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...Joie. Whyfore you my Archenemy? ...And whyfore Brad Pierce Brosnan? I am confused.

Ranger_girl in Yesal Et Al
Seeping with sweetness, this dazzling masterpiece, set in a world much like our own, draws the viewer into the journey of soul mates, yesal (Brad Garrett) and orphen (Liv Tyler), who find themselves relying on each other because a hurtful divider has been set in motion by his naïve cousin, joymun (Rachel Weisz). Never was a common premise so shamefully overused.
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...The only thing I like about this one is that I'm Liv Tyler. I go 'WHOO!'

Ranger_girl in What a World Wants
orphen (Renée Zellweger) has in one day isolated most of her campaign supporters. Hailed by many as the greatest drama of our time, her best laid plan is in question, and yesal, her speech writer (Tim Curry), is beside himself with glee. joymun (Uma Thurman) negotiates a contract on her own life. Given more time, this would be an even longer movie.
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And I played with the names...

Ranger_girl in Unsavoury Shapes
In this fully-fledged kill-fest, orphen (Julia Roberts) is a shady prisoner with a vendetta. She elects to get to knitmeapony (Halle Berry) before her archenemy, handful (Meg Ryan), kidnaps her. To the detriment of many peripheral characters, she attempts a break-in at a secret submarine. You only live twice; see this movie both times.
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...Turns out, you can't do romance with all three people of the same gender. I didn't intend to click it, but I'm tired, and I did, and the page like.. exploded. XD

Ranger_girl in What a World Wants
orphen (Elizabeth Taylor) has made the worst career move of her life. Criticised as a mock portrayal of justice, her approval rating is hinged on speculation, and knitmeapony, her attorney (Whitney Houston), is being investigated for fraud. handful (Maggie Smith) entertains a contract on her own life. Unsurprisingly, What a World Wants has left movie-goers begging for more of their money back.
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...These things are just so lame.

I kept going with more combinations, but I'm not going to bore you with the lameness of the eventual running out of differences.