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...Got another Email from a delusional spanish guy. Or maybe he's Arabian. I REALLY can't tell. But I think he's spanish.

...Yeah. These letters are so retarded. XD



GOERGE BAGATO
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE



DEAR FRIEND
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WRITE TO YOU AFTER MY
MUCH CONSIDERATION,I AM MR GOERGE BAGATO THE SON OF
LATE MR ZUGI BAGATO FROM KWATANATAL ZULU IN
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA, I AM 22 YEARS OF AGE WITH MY TWINS SISTER ,MY
FAHER OWNS A LIABILITY COMPANY OF COCOA AND GOLD IN JOHANESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA MY COUNTRY .

AFTER HIS TRIP TO ABIDJIAN COTE D'IVOIRE TO
NEGOTIATE ON A COCOA AND GOLD BUSINESS HE WANTED TO
INVEST IN ABIDJAN ONE WEEK HE CAME BACK FROM HIS TRIP
TO ABIDJAN HE HAD A MOTOR ACCIDENT WITH MY MOTHER
WHICH MY MOTHER DIED INTSANTLY BUT MY FATHER DIED
AFTER FIVE DAYS IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN MY COUNTRY.

IT WAS LIKE MY FATHER KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE MAY
HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PREFECT PEACE HE DISCLOSED
TO ME AND MY YOUNGER SISTER THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM
OF( $5, 500, 000 ) FIVE MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS INTO
A BANK HERE IN COTE D'IVOIRE,THAT THE MONEY WAS MEANT FOR HIS COCOA AND
GOLD BUSINESS HE WANTED TO ESTABLISH IN ABIDJAN.

MY FATHER HANDED ME DUCUMENTS COVERING THE
LODGEMENT AND INSTRUCTED ME AND MY SISTER TO SEEK FOR
A RELIABLE AND TRUST WORTHY BUSINESS PARTNER FOR OUR
LIFE TIME INVESTMENT THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO CONTACT
YOU I HAVE SUCCEDED IN LOCATING THE BANK HERE IN
ABIDJIAN AND I HAVE CONCLUDED WITH MODALITIES OF
TRANSFERRING THE FUND TO AN ACCOUNT ABROAD.

NOW I AM SOLICITING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME
PROVIDE AN ACCOUNT FACILITY WHERE I CAN TRANSFER THE
MONEY INTO SO THAT WE CAN INVEST IT IN ANY LUCRATIVE
BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY BECAUSE THIS IS MY LAST
HOPE IN LIFE,DECIDE ON THE PERCENTAGE YOU WILL TAKE TO ASSIT US TO
CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION.

I AM WAITING ANXIOUSLY TO HEAR FROM YOU SO THAT WE
CAN DISCUSS THE MODALITIES OF THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE

YOURS SINCERELY

MR GOERGE AND JULIET BAGATO.


...What happens if I want 100%? Huh? Huh? What then Mr Goerge and Juliet?

Anyway. I should get dressed in a bit... class in a little under an hour.

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Okay. I got confused, cuz I didn't know where Cocoa comes from. But the place names looked Arabian. So I was like '...Hmmm?'

...Although, he couldn't even spell his own name. really. Goerge?

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