SoulAnubis: Hello, I'm Varis, and I'd so make a better President than Kerry, as I'm not scary, and I can rant better than he can.
SoulAnubis: I'd also make a better president than Bush, because I know that 1x1 does not equal 2.
DIE. I HATE YOU. STOP BLEEDING AND MAKING CRAMPING MOTIONS. IT IS NOT PLEASANT, AND MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A COMFORTABLE EVENING.