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five more seconds;
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OMFG!!!!!!!!

THERE WAS A MOSQUITO THAT I SWEAR TO ALL THAT I FIND WONDERFUL WAS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING MOUSE. NO JOKE. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. IT WAS FUCKING HUGE AND IT LANDED RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND IT'S FLYING AROUND AND I DON'T WANT TO BE BITTEN BY IT BECAUSE I'M SURE IT WILL KILL ME MY GOD BUT I HATE MAINE AND OUR FUCKING MOSQUITO POPULATION. THERE ARE MUTANT MOSQUITOS NOW WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?!?!?!?!?

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BUT I'M SCARED!

...And I think it's behind the TV. Maybe it'll get stuck in the wires and die.

..Okay. it just divebombed me. I screamed and ran away, then I tried to kill it with my dad's bathrobe. It. Will. Not. Die.

It was a Mosquito-eater. A male mosquito. While they're annoying as hell, and huge and scary and doom-like.. they don't bite at all. Only the females bite. And sometimes, the males eat the females. Hence why I call them Mosquito-eaters. I just found out that I'm not the only one who calls them that, too, so I know I'm not crazy.

Don't be afraid of it.. kill the female ones. The males are cool and aren't half as bothersome. They just... exist.. and sometimes procreate, and sometimes eat other 'squitoes. They're good bugs. Like Spiders. Only with wings.

Oo; Winged spiders. *shudder*

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