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Wit? Sarcasam? Wake up please. I want to poke fun.
five more seconds;
offensive
I wake up this morning to THIS email. WTF?

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Dear Sir/Madam

My name is Master George Ken,a Sierra Leonean residing in Burkina-Faso,West
Africa.I am 24years old You will be surprised to receive this mail from
a total stranger like me,Anyway, i got your contact through internet and
decided to approach you for assistance. My father,the late Dr joseph Ken,
was one of the prominent Diamond dealers in my country Sierra Leone, he
was also one of the paramont chiefs in my town before He was murdered in
cold blood early last year alongside with my mother by the Rebels of R.U.F
when they invaded the town. When i got home from school to see the remains
of my late father and other family members,i discovered that my
home had been burnt down and my parents were both murdered by the Rebels
of R.U.F that has been fighting against the legitimate Government in my
country since 1992. My late father deposited the sum of(USD$15million) as
a FAMILY TREASURE IN A TRUST COMPANY here in Burkina-Faso,West Africa before
his untimely death,this money was meant to be used to build an ultral mordern
medical Clinic here in Burkina-Faso for me after i shall have completed
my studies as a qualified Dorctor but untimely death of my parents have
denied me this good opportunity. Now,as the next of kin and the only son,i
have
made claims of ownership of the box containing the money although the people
at the Trust Company are not aware of the contents of the box,But i need
a reliable person outside Africa through whom i could move the money abroad
and who will subsequently help me to invest the money wisely while i go
back to school to complete my education. Bear in mind that i would entrust
this money in your hands if you would be willing to help me in this matter.I
am also willing to give you 25% of the total sum if you will be willing
to assist me in this matter.In addition,i will equally deduct 5% after the
transfer to cover expenses incurred in the course of moving this money abroad
to your account. If you can ssist,please get back to me promptly through
my e-mail address so that we can discuss the modalities of making this move.
I will equally insist that you make it a very private and confidential matter
I look forward to hear from
you soonest.

Kind Regards
GEORGE KEN.

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....Is anyone seriously this stupid? Honestly.

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OMFG. I GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO!

Only mine was from Rasheed Dai'l Wen.

LAME.

...Aww. Yours had a cooler name.

....So, what are the odds of two diamond miners and their families getting killed, and their sons, GEORGE and RASHEED teaming up to send out emails to two random girls, in an attempt to...what? I only got halfway through the letter because it was stupid.

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