five more seconds;

we stopped time;

to chase these truths

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Okay so the zombies are dead, and the house is barred off, for now.

Dad said that this book was a stupid investment, but it's getting us through the motherfucking apocalypse.

Cable and Internet were restored by clever trick I invented using some gum and a satellite dish from the garage.

Cat is safely indoors, and uninfected.

(PSA for the uneducated. I am a big fat liar who loves zombies. And my Flist.)

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What? XD

My friend HEARTS that book, btw.

OH MY GOD I HEAR THEM

I THINK THEY'RE CLAWING AT THE DOOR

CROWBARS ARE MOST EFFECTIVE BLUDGEON TOOLS FOR KILLING ZOMBIES.

ROFL, and I just heard about this from an entry at dramadramaduck.

CAN CATS GET INFECTED VARIS

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THAT CHAPTER OF THE BOOK YET.

I READ AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME

I CAN'T DO THAT I'M NOT MULTITALENTED.

FIRST STEP: PUT DOWN THE BOOK
SECOND STEP: DROP THE PANTS AND PANTIES
THIRD STEP: PLOP DOWN
FOURTH STEP: GRAB THE BOOK

OR IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD, HOLD THE BOOK WITH ONE HAND AND SKIP THE FIRST STEP

THE BOOK SAYS THAT ANIMALS CAN STILL DIE FROM IT BUT THEY WON'T ZOMBIFY.

OKAY THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW

LOL ... I read the zombie survival guide sometime last year, and, I read it over frequently XD

You rawk, srsly. X3

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