five more seconds;

we stopped time;

to chase these truths

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They all come here to find a scene, but end up girls on methadrine, naked on a TV screen....
five more seconds;
offensive
Yoinked from adarad



The ones I haven't done are in Bold.

I have never been drunk
I have never smoked pot
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never crashed a friend's car
I have never been to Japan
I have never ridden in a taxi
I have never had anal sex
I have never been in love
I have never had sex
I have never had sex in public
I have never been dumped

I have never shoplifted
I have never been fired
I have never been in a fist fight
I have never had a threesome
I have never snuck out of my parent's house
I have never been sexually tied up
I have never been caught masturbating
I have never pissed on myself (..When I was five counts, doesnt it?)
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex

I have never been arrested
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never stolen something from my job

I have never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
I have never gone on a blind date

I have never lied to a friend
I have never had a crush on a teacher (*Koff* Had a crush on Mr Mitchell the beginning of my Junior year.)
I have never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
I have never been to Europe
I have never skipped school
I have never slept with a co-worker
I have never been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
I have never thrown up in a bar

I have never visited a site held holy by a major religion
I have never cheated on a major Exam.
I have never had a relationship with someone of the same-sex
I have never been/gotten someone pregnant


...There were like three things that I have done. I'm either REALLY good, or really pathetic.... I'm not quite sure... *blinks*

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*snort* Christ, I think just about every single girl in the school has had a crush on Mr. Mitchell at one point or another. He's just that kinda guy..

damn his wife, she's lucky.

*Icon Fangirling*

*Koff* Yes. Lucky Lucky Mitchell Wifey. @__@

everyone lurves the Lupin's bleeping eyebrows icon. *nods sagely*

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